Leisure Centre manager Gordon Brittas has a talent for making enemies. He never stops to listen to people - often resulting in violent accidents or death - and has managed to demolish the entire Centre on more than one occasion. You'd have to be mad to work here! 1. The Old Old Story
After founding a charity and writing a book, Brittas is hailed a celebrity and is looking forward to a religious TV series recording from the newly rebuilt Leisure Centre...
2. Blind devotion
Colin temporarily loses his sight when his garden explodes. Promotion is on the cards for one of the staff at Whitbury Leisure Centre - but it means that someone has to go.
3. Brussels Calling
Brittas is being interviewed for a job as European Commissioner for Sport.
4. The Lies Have It
Laura's wealthy husband apllies for a job as a junior pool attendant. Helen is in deep water when she is spotted at a restaurant drinking champagne with her lawyer.
5. The Boss
Gavin takes over as trial manager for the day and Brittas tests his abilities with a set of intriguing problems - acid spills, poison gas, pregnancies.
6. Pregnant!
Brittas insists on compulsary urine tests for all his staff. For some of them, the results prove to be a real shock.
7. UXB 3
As Brittas prepares to move to Brussels, Helen decides she would rather stay at home. Colin discovers un unexploded World War 11 bomb and tries to tell Brittas, but as usual he doesn't pay any attention.
8. The Last Day
Brittas is ready to depart for Brussels - but before he goes, he decides that an emergency water tank ought be installed as an extra precaution against fire - a decision he later regrets.