The Chosen One: Legend Of The Raven

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Details At A Glance

General
Extras
Category Action Main Menu Animation & Audio
Menu Audio
Featurette - Aroma Du Troma
Featurette - Lloyd Kaufman's Autobiography
Featurette - Radiation March
Featurette - Global Warming PSA
Featurette - Masturbation PSA
Studio Tour - Tromatic Interactivity
VHS Introduction
Photo Gallery
Trailer - The Toxic Avenger
Trailer - Rowdy Girls
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Year Released 1997
Running Time
84:31 Minutes
(Not 91 Minutes as per packaging)
RSDL/Flipper No/No
Cast & Crew
Start Up Menu
Region 1,2,3,4,5,6 Director Lawrence Lanoff
Studio
Distributor
Lloyd Kaufman Productions 
Tribe Distribution
Starring Conrad Bachmann
Tim Bagley
Carmen Electra
Billy A. Fox
Shauna Sand Lamas
Case Soft Brackley
RPI $39.95 Music Keith Arem
 
Video
Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame Full Frame English (Dolby Digital 2.0, 224Kb/s)
Widescreen Aspect Ratio None
16x9 Enhancement No
Original Aspect Ratio 1.33:1
Miscellaneous
Macrovision ? Smoking Yes
Subtitles None Annoying Product Placement No
Action In or After Credits No

Plot Synopsis

    The packaging for The Chosen One: Legend Of The Raven gives one good reason to indulge in this effort: Carmen Electra gets naked. Any other normal inducement, such as the plot, the acting, or the presence of production values, does not apply here because we are talking about a Troma production. Founded by Lloyd Kaufman some time ago as a joke or an attempt to give talentless actors a place to earn a paycheck, I'm still not sure which, Troma Entertainment have literally been churning out turkeys such as The Toxic Avenger and Surf Nazis Must Die since about 1970. As anyone who has seen a Troma production can tell you, they specialize in making films that are so bad that they're good.

    The plot in this particular Troma film is basically an excuse to display as much female flesh as the censors will let them get away with, and this is reflected in a 3.4 out of ten rating from 83 IMDB users. The film begins with a detailed description of how the world has been a battleground between Good and Evil since the dawn of time, and that Good has not always triumphed. One weapon that is destined to sway the balance of the final battle is the Sacred Crescent, a talisman with origins extending beyond recorded time. Emma (Shauna Sand Lamas), the current guardian of the Sacred Crescent, is pursued and murdered by a group of hicks who have aligned themselves with the forces of Evil. McKenna Ray (Carmen Electra), her elder sister, has come back to town in order to attend her funeral. Little is she aware that she has now been chosen to fight in the battle between Good and Evil, or that her life is in danger from the same agents of Evil who killed her sister.

    There is no more plot to really speak of in this film, and I can just imagine the screenplay consisting of such instructions as "expose breasts for 72 frames here", or something to that effect. The use of poorly translated Native American religious elements only serves to further weaken the plot, such as it is. In the end, it is going to come down to a very simple choice: do you want to see a film with a good story, riveting dialogue, and cheesy production values, or do you want to see a film with hilarious dialogue where Carmen Electra takes her clothes off and provides enough cleavage shots to fill two films? If you're in the mood for the latter kind of film, then The Chosen One: Legend Of The Raven is right up your alley. Just don't expect the best film you'll ever sit through, or even the best film that Troma Entertainment have ever churned out, and you should be okay.

Transfer Quality

    Before we begin, I'd like to make a few things clear to those who have not been initiated into the wild and whacky world of Troma films. Just as the script and production values of the films are patently ridiculous at the best of times, the standards to which they have been filmed are also decidedly B-grade. As a matter of fact, the only Troma Entertainment film of the past ten years that has seen a cinematic release in Australia is 1996's Tromeo And Juliet, which is widely held to be the best thing they have ever created. It is therefore asking a little too much that these cheap and often cheerful classics of bad cinema get reference quality transfers.

Video

    For a direct-to-video release, this transfer is not too bad. It looks a lot older than most films that were released in 1998, but this is par for the course with most Troma releases.

    The transfer is presented Full Frame, and it is obviously not 16x9 enhanced. Definitive information as to whether this film was intended to be shown in a widescreen ratio is nearly impossible to find, but the production values otherwise apparent in the film lead me to believe that it was shot with this aspect ratio in mind. The transfer is sharp enough to justify the use of the DVD-Video format, but that's really about it, although I suspect the lack of detail in the backgrounds is more the result of the methods used in the photography than anything else. The shadow detail is somewhat on the below average side, and there is no low-level noise. Film grain, on the other hand, is often apparent.

    The colour saturation of this transfer is muted, but this also appears to be inherent in the way the film was shot, much like the lack of background resolution. There are no composite artefacts, colour bleeding, or misregistration, so the colours are as well-presented as one can expect.

    MPEG artefacts were not apparent in this transfer, despite the condition of the source material and tightness of the compression. Film-to-video artefacts included some wobble that appears to have been introduced by the camera with which the film was shot rather than the telecine process. Film artefacts consisted of some black and white marks on the picture, none of which were particularly intrusive.

Audio

    Coupled with a perfectly serviceable video transfer is an audio transfer that, while not particularly remarkable, does its job well enough to sustain the interest of the viewer.

    There is only one soundtrack on this DVD: the original English dialogue in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo, with a bitrate of 224 kilobits per second. The dialogue is clear and easy to understand at almost all times, with the biggest limit set by the viewer's propensity to burst into hysterical laughter at the stupidity of numerous lines. This problem is more apparent in the early portions of the film, where numerous lines fail to make any sense whatsoever in the context of those that they follow. There are no apparent problems with audio sync.

    The score music in this film is credited to one Keith Arem, and it is surprising because it is effective at creating the illusion of a credible story. Cheesy, hilarious, and often cheap in nature, this score music is perfectly suited to the onscreen action at all times, especially the porn-film style music during the scenes when Carmen Electra takes her clothes off. I suspect that these scenes will be seen and heard at least ten times as much as the rest of the film.

    Being that this is a straight stereo soundtrack, there is no surround channel activity to speak of. The subwoofer, on the other hand, was frequently present to support the music and action sequences, in spite of not being specifically called upon by the soundtrack to do so.

Extras

Menu

    The main menu is mildly animated and accompanied by Dolby Digital 2.0 sound. It is not 16x9 Enhanced. Interestingly, selecting the equivalent of the Play Movie option, labelled Creature Presentation in this menu, takes the viewer to a scene selection menu, which is accompanied by Dolby Digital 2.0 sound, rather than commencing playback.

Studio Tour - Tromatic Interactivity

   Featuring an introduction by Lloyd Kaufman, this interactive tour consists of several featurettes detailing what goes on in the Troma Entertainment studios. Each featurette is presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound. Be warned that one of these featurettes succeeded in ruining my ability to eat dinner, and I am sure that others will have the same effect for other viewers.

Featurette - Aroma Du Troma

    Presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound, this is a two-minute collection of scenes from other Troma films, set to a Motörhead song that I am not familiar with.

Featurette - Lloyd Kaufman's Autobiography

    This is basically a seventy-five second ad spot for said book, presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound.

Featurette - Radiation March

    Clocking in at fifty-four seconds, this is a Full Frame, Dolby Digital 2.0 display of just how bizarre Troma Entertainment can be. The oddest anti-pollution ad spot I've seen in my entire life, which is saying quite a lot.

Featurette - Global Warming PSA

    Presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound, this 147-second Public Service Announcement features a black, heavy-looking Al Gore impersonator sputtering something about Global Warming while two scantily-clad women dance around behind him. It is a very dark-looking mock PSA, with extremely poor shadow detail and even worse lighting.

Featurette - Masturbation PSA

    Also presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound, this 167-second Public Service features Sergeant Kabukiman talking to the adolescents of the USA about the subject in the title.

Trailer - The Toxic Avenger

    This 191-second trailer is presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound. It suffers from poor shadow detail and low resolution, but it provides a good source of laughter.

Trailer - The Rowdy Girls

    Presented Full Frame with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound, this 133-second trailer also suffers from poor shadow detail and low resolution, but also provides a good source of laughter.

VHS Introduction

    When playback of the film is commenced, this noisy, obviously VHS-sourced introduction is the opener. It really should have been left out.

Photo Gallery

    A collection of unannotated photos from The Chosen One. Nothing of any great value.

R4 vs R1

    Reliable Region 1 reviews of the disc are somewhat hard to locate, which meant I had to trust the say-so of Amazon. There is a Region 2 version of the disc available, but according to DVD Debate, it suffers from an extremely poor transfer. It is worth noting that the Customs Office is on the lookout for overseas versions of this and other Troma titles, thanks to a rare case of the OFLC forgetting that adults watch films, too. So if you do choose to purchase the disc overseas, you are doing so at your own risk.

    The Region 4 version of this disc misses out on;

    The Region 1 version of this disc misses out on;     It's a tough call, really. With the missing audio commentary, Region 1 is obviously the best version of the disc, extras-wise. However, the risk of having the DVD seized by customs and possibly having a fine levied, not to mention that there is no reliable information about the Region 1 disc's video quality available, makes it hard to recommend that version, either. For all we know to the contrary, the commentary may well be the extra that offended the OFLC so much that they banned the Region 1 disc.

Summary

    The Chosen One: Legend Of The Raven is a fine example of a Troma soft porn film, although only those who really want to see Carmen Electra naked need apply.

    The video quality is good, but not great.

    The audio quality is good, but not great.

    The extras are as cheesy as the film itself, but they are also quite numerous.
 

Ratings (out of 5)

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 © Dean McIntosh (my bio sucks... read it anyway)
February 28, 2001. 
Review Equipment
   
DVD Toshiba SD-2109, using S-video output
Display Samsung CS-823AMF (80 cm) in 4:3 mode, calibrated using the NTSC DVD version of Video Essentials.
Audio Decoder Built In (Amplifier)
Amplification Sony STR-DE835, calibrated using the NTSC DVD version of Video Essentials.
Speakers Yamaha NS-45 Front Speakers, Yamaha NS-90 Rear Speakers, Yamaha NS-C120 Centre Speaker, JBL Digital 10 Active Subwoofer