Metallica

S&M


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Details At A Glance

General
Extras
Category Music Video Theatrical Trailer(s) None
Rating m.gif (1166 bytes) Other Trailer(s) None
Year Released 1999 Commentary Tracks None
Running Time Disc One: 71:05 minutes
Disc Two: 78:01 minutes
Total: 149:06 minutes
Other Extras Menu Audio & Animation 
Multi-Angle (4 songs, 5 angles per song) 
Featurette (40:12) 
Music Video-No Leaf Clover (Maestro Edit) 
Music Video-No Leaf Clover (Slice & Dice Edit) 
DVD-ROM Extras (Discography, Web Links)
RSDL/Flipper Disc 1: RSDL (38:58) 
Disc 2: RSDL (53:42)
Cast & Crew
Start Up Movie
Region 2,3,4,5,6 Director Wayne Isham
Studio
Distributor
Elektra Entertainment
Warner Vision
Starring James Hetfield 
Kirk Hammett 
Lars Ulrich 
Jason Newsted 
San Francisco Symphony Orchestra
Case Double Super Jewel
RPI $49.95 Music Metallica 
Michael Kamen

  
Video
Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame Full Frame MPEG None
Widescreen Aspect Ratio None Dolby Digital None
16x9 Enhancement No Soundtrack Languages English (Dolby Digital 5.1, 448Kb/s) 
English Band + Orchestra (Dolby Digital 2.0, 256Kb/s) 
English Band Only (Dolby Digital 2.0, 256Kb/s) 
English Orchestra Only (Dolby Digital 2.0, 256Kb/s)
Theatrical Aspect Ratio 1.33:1
Miscellaneous
Macrovision Yes Smoking Yes
Subtitles English 
English for the Hearing Impaired
Annoying Product Placement No 
Action In or After Credits Yes

Plot Synopsis

    Editor's Note: I strongly disagree with Dean's assessment of this programming. You can read my assessment of these DVDs here. In the interests of providing an alternative viewpoint, I have agreed to publish Dean's views.

    In Short: I'da thunk it, and my record collection thunks it every damned day, thank you very much!

    The average Metallica fan will try to tell you that this is the first time Metallica's type of sound, their version of which can be described as second-rate at the best of times, and classical orchestration has been blended together. Indeed, some reviewers of lesser calibre than Michael and I have actually come right out and said this in their pages.

    This is far from the case. British new-wave doom sextet My DyING BRIDE managed this trick on a smaller scale by being the first band to feature a full time violinist/pianist all the way back in 1991, although said violinist/pianist quit in 1997 for reasons best known to himself. Norwegian octuplet Theatre Of Tragedy featured a full-scale orchestra on what is considered to be their absolute masterpiece, Velvet Darkness They Fear, in 1996. Last, but not least, Swedish maestros Therion have regularly featured both a reduced-scale orchestra (sometimes two, in fact) and a full-scale choir since 1995 saw the release of Theli. These are just the three most famous and well-known examples, the ones that you can go into any independent record store where the proprietor knows his stuff and ask for. I haven't even begun to delve into the more obscure examples that sit in my record collection, with lyrics in more languages than I am sure the average Metallica fan has even heard of. Some months ago, I had a conversation with Simon Gruer, the masculine half of Avrigus, who show the promise of being Australia's contribution to the exalted hall of fame that the above three names belong to. When the topic swung around to the CD release of the S&M concerts, this is what he had to say about the combination of Metallica and composer Michael Kamen: "Most of the time the orchestra just clashes with the band. Clearly the conductor has no passion for Metallica and vice versa." The Call Of Ktulu, the first song on Disc One, is a perfect example of this. What should have been a perfect blending, and would have been in the hands of a band that does this sort of thing all the time, like the mighty Therion, is simply nothing but two distinctly different sets of performers playing what sounds like two completely different songs. This is in spite of the fact that this would have been the easiest song in the set to combine.

    Of course, it is important to realize that Metallica weren't always as horrendous as they are today, and in fact, they were once the single most imitated band that the ailing 1980s hard-core music society had seen since Black Sabbath. Their sophomore album, Ride The Lightning, showed more promise than even I would have at the time, and although the bassist, Cliff Burton, was the only musician who showed this promise, it was there in abundance. Sadly, after the third album, Master Of Puppets, Cliff was killed in a bus accident. Remaining members Lars Ulrich (drums/ego), James Hetfield (guitar/voice), and Kirk Hammett (guitar) sought a replacement and found former Flotsam & Jetsam bassist Jason Newsted. Soon, things went way downhill, with the next album, ...And Justice For All sounding comparatively pedestrian to say the least, with the trademark oomph from the rhythm section being conspicuously absent. The next, self-titled album, however, was like a knife in the heart to the fans of the early days without whom Metallica would still be recording albums in Lars' garage. Repetition, simplicity, and an inherent lack of imagination or innovation had well and truly set in, making for a tiresome listening experience. Two albums later, and now they are making claims to being the first to do something that predates their effort by a decade, and this is saying nothing of the fact that their effort is clearly not even remotely the best to be produced in a single year.

    In case you're wondering, the tracklisting of the DVD is as follows: 

Disc One Disc Two
The Ecstasy Of Gold  Nothing Else Matters
The Call Of Ktulu  Until It Sleeps
Master Of Puppets  For Whom The Bell Tolls
Of Wolf And Man  - Human
The Thing That Should Not Be  Wherever I May Roam
Fuel  Outlaw Torn
The Memory Remains  Sad But True
No Leaf Clover  One
Hero Of The Day  Enter Sandman
Devil's Dance  Battery
Bleeding Me  
    Of the above tracks, the first on disc one is actually a shortened version of the theme from the scene in The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly in which Tuco finds the graveyard in which the proverbial pot of gold is buried, hence the name, and this Ennio Morricone composition is a highlight in an otherwise exceptionally dull performance. As for the other tracks, the entire spectrum of Metallica's career, such that it is now, is represented in this pair of DVDs, although I have to admit that I was unable to top a certain video produced by the makers of the Assassin Java game. In it, some rather crude animations of James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, and Jason Newsted try to explain why it is alright for them to charge forty American dollars a pop so that their fans can see them in the flesh, but it isn't alright for fans to download their music online for free when they've probably already paid for it anyway. They are then confronted by one of my favourite cinematic villains, a certain robot by the name of ED-209, who informs them that they have ten seconds to stop producing lame, boring, and crappy music like they have been doing for the past ten years, or  be blown away. Obviously, ED guns them down in a manner that has those of us who are sick of lame imitations cheering and threatening to urinate all over ourselves.

Transfer Quality

Video

    Having theorized before that the most mediocre films or performances get the best transfers and vice-versa, it is heartwarming to see that I have been proven wrong for once. This is only a moderately good transfer at the best of times.

    The first thing that struck me about this transfer, right from the noise-ridden Elektra logo, is that it seems to have been designed and filmed more with the Very Horrid-looking System in mind rather than any digital medium. The transfer is presented in Full Frame, and naturally isn't 16x9 enhanced, which is a real pity when you consider that a wider aspect ratio, say 1.85:1, would have kept more of the orchestra in frame. Then again, considering that it also would have kept more than one or two band members in frame at once, this might not have been such a good idea. Kirk Hammett seems the only band member left who hasn't worked out how to play his instrument and pose at the same time, and that's probably only because the lead guitarist, like Tony Iommi before him, is such an unanimated and lifeless performer in comparison to the rest of the band. The sharpness of this transfer varies up and down within each song, with any shot of Lars Ulrich's face being hazy and indistinct, which is not such a bad thing in and of itself, and only some shots having anything resembling the clarity we should expect and demand from the DVD format. Shadow detail is non-existent, with black areas in the transfer being large expanses of black that possess little in the way of detail. Thankfully, low-level noise in these vast expanses of black was non-existent or near enough to not be noticed by these young and exceptionally fussy eyes.

    Because the stage in this performance was lit with all sorts of bright, coloured lights, and that vast expanses of the stage are simply nothing but darkness, the colour saturation may be described as accurate to the material that was filmed, but obviously the saturation in the source material is all over the place by definition. Compared to the other music video DVDs I have reviewed, the stage lighting simply overrides any natural visuals and becomes more of a distraction than anything else. Compared to Live & Loud in particular, this unnatural lighting scheme does more to hurt the visuals than help them. Chroma noise was an occasional problem in the blue stage lights, but the general lack of definition in the lighting certainly takes precedence over this artefact.

    MPEG artefacts were absent from the transfer, although many sections of the transfer simply did not have enough clarity or discernible detail to place any serious stress on the encoding, with the aforementioned shots of Lars Ulrich seemingly hazed out on purpose to make his incessant posing more tolerable. However, there is one shot at 43:56 in which the entire picture, save for a pair of clapping hands, becomes nothing but a blur. Given that this shot was allocated eight megabits, I guess that it is simply a loss of focus from the camera, but it is quite disturbing to look at. Some aliasing can be found on the musical instruments, which are very constantly in motion and thus present a massive problem to any video system that is interlaced. The drum kit, the stage scaffolding, and even some of the instruments presented a real problem at times, not because the aliasing was especially bad, but more because it was quite frequently present. The fact that no film artefacts can be found in this transfer betrays the video heritage of this DVD set.

    Both of these discs are RSDL formatted, with the layer change on disc one coming in at 38:58, and the layer change on disc two coming in at 53:42. The layer change on Disc One is particularly poorly handled, as it is right in the middle of a speech by James Hetfield, and is accompanied by an artificial fade to black. While I hate hearing this man speak more than I hate his incessant posing, this placement is far from acceptable, and a quick pause at the end of his speech would have been much preferred.

Audio

    Did I say that this disc weighs heavily against my theory that the worst performances get the best transfers? Well, you can scratch that remark with regards to the audio transfer which is, in a word, impeccably captured. All the better to torture you with, says the man whose daily musical diet consists of what Metallica are trying to pretend to be here. The transfer consists of four soundtracks, all of them in English. The first soundtrack is the combined band and orchestra encoded in Dolby Digital 5.1, but the second soundtrack, which is the band and orchestra in Dolby Digital 2.0, is the default. I presume that this is because the analogue media that this set was originally intended for does not really allow a significantly better format, especially not Dolby Digital 5.1 or any equivalents. In addition, two isolated soundtracks are available, with the band separated from the orchestra or vice versa on soundtracks three and four, both encoded in Dolby Digital 2.0 and with some spillage from the other element of the performance. I listened to all of the soundtracks, but only really stuck with the band and orchestra soundtrack in Dolby Digital 5.1, which really is more than enough for me. The music and its mix is exceptionally clear, with none of the problems with low-level distortion, muffling, or just general distortion that the band's first four albums suffer being apparent in this mix. Another example of style over substance in this case, I am afraid. The vocals were clear and distinct most of the time, except for the utterances that pass for backing vocals from Jason Newsted. Audio sync wandered around a bit, but by the time I began to notice it, I really couldn't have cared less, even for the entertainment value.

    The music by Michael Kamen and his orchestra has one highlight, and one highlight only: the performance of Ennio Morricone's classic theme, The Ecstasy Of Gold. If there was any justice in the world, Morricone would be better known for this composition than the theme from The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, as it is a much more meaningful piece of work. The rest of the music, all compositions by Metallica, or James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich with some occasional co-writing from Kirk Hammett and Cliff Burton, just clashes with this orchestra. The boring same-ness of the band's post-Master Of Puppets material hurts this collection, and hurts it very badly. If there is one thing that Metallica could learn from Michael Kamen, it's probably the fact that to make people want to listen to your music, regurgitation and mediocrity is not an option. Or maybe he'd just teach them to get their heads out of their rectums and stop trying so hard to be a third-rate Black Sabbath.

    The surround presence in the Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack was quite enveloping and aggressive, in spite of the distinctly boring information that was being poured through them. I've spoken with my speakers at great length about this and will have to make it up to them by playing Starship Troopers and Robocop through them several times at neighbour-deafening volumes. The dynamic feature of this soundtrack is that it does not shy away from placing musical sounds in the rear channels, although it is hardly one I would consider unique from my favourite music DVDs. Perhaps the best way to describe this soundtrack would be as a soundtrack that is trying to create life, emotion, and power where there was none to begin with. It puts up a brave fight against the fact that any real spark of emotion in Metallica's music was thoroughly extinguished in their move to corporate status, but is eventually overwhelmed by the manner in which it puts the more discerning listener like myself to sleep. I simply cannot wait for Sony Music Video to get around to releasing Type O Negative's After Dark home video so we can have a real example of music video that is symphonic by nature, not just to sell a few more copies of old, tired songs played in a lifeless manner. Peter Steele's voice coming out of my subwoofer would be quite a treat in and of itself in comparison to this programme. Speaking of the subwoofer, it was probably the most active part of the soundtrack, with constant pulses from the bass and drums rumbling through my floor. Again, I apologized to it and promised it that I would make it feel better by playing some actual music through it in order to wash the taste of a band that sells out its own fans out of its cones.

Extras

Menu

    Animated, with some nice audio. And so on... the annoyance here is that the soundtrack can only be changed from here, which is exceptionally annoying because of the annoyance involved with waiting for the crappy animations that play when you first load this menu to start!

Multi-Angle

    Two songs on each DVD are encoded with five separate camera angles. Basically, the alternate angles in Of Wolf And Man, Fuel, Sad But True, and Enter Sandman allow you to focus on each individual band member and their posing. Fun.

Documentary - Metallica S & M

    A forty-one minute documentary in which Metallica continue to pose and verbally masturbate. Like the band itself, it is short on actual substance and long on what passes for style in the eyes of their fans.

Music Videos - No Leaf Clover (Maestro Edit and Slice & Dice Version)

    Hey Metallica, here's a hint for you: I fell asleep during your live performance of this song in spite of the fact that my windows were ratting due to subwoofer and speaker activity. Does that tell you anything, you slack-jawed dimwits? By the way, it is a real bitch to open one of your eyes up again when sleeping causes pus to glue it closed.

DVD-ROM Extras

    Web links and a discography... nothing I couldn't find anywhere else for myself. Get these extras off my discs now!

R4 vs R1

    I searched high and low for any indications that Region 1 had more or less features on their version of this double-DVD set, and was reliably informed that there were none.

Summary

    Metallica. Mediocre band. S&M. Mediocre DVDs, with programming that is noteworthy for its comedic value. When James Hetfield thanks Michael Kamen and the San  Francisco Symphony Orchestra for "having the balls to play with us", I just wanted to remind him that when you pay someone enough, they will find the "balls" to do anything, as his band proved with the third-rate Black Sabbath on their fifth album. If you gave me a contract promising me a share of every CD and video sale of my performance, I'd do things in front of the camera that would even make fairly liberal parents like mine disown me. That says it all.

    The video quality is very ordinary, but passable.

    The audio quality is either very good if you just want to hear great encoding, or dreadful if you want something substantial and entertaining.

    The extras, much like anything the band has put out in the last ten years, are rubbish.

Ratings (out of 5)

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© Dean McIntosh (my bio sucks... read it anyway)
July 26, 2000. 
Review Equipment
   
DVD Grundig GDV 100 D, using composite output; Toshiba SD-2109, using S-video output
Display Panasonic TC-29R20 (68 cm), 4:3 mode, using composite input; Samsung CS-823AMF (80 cm), 16:9 mode/4:3 mode, using composite and S-video inputs
Audio Decoder Built In (Amplifier)
Amplification Sony STR-DE835
Speakers Panasonic S-J1500D Front Speakers, Philips PH931SSS Rear Speakers, Philips FB206WC Centre Speaker, JBL Digital 10 Subwoofer