Charlie's Angels: Angels Under Cover

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Details At A Glance

General
Extras
Category Television Main Menu Introduction
Featurette - Angels Forever (20:38)
Filmographies - Cast and Crew
Rating
Year Released 1976
Running Time 96:34 minutes
RSDL/Flipper No/No
Cast & Crew
Start Up Menu
Region 2,4 Director Phil Bondelli
Richard Lang
Studio
Distributor
Spelling-Goldberg Productions 
Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment
Starring Kate Jackson
Farrah Fawcett-Majors
Jaclyn Smith
David Doyle
Case Transparent Soft Brackley
RPI $36.95 Music Jack Elliott
Allyn Ferguson

 
 
Video
Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame Full Frame English (Dolby Digital 2.0, 192 Kb/s)
French (Dolby Digital 2.0 mono, 192 Kb/s)
German (Dolby Digital 2.0, 192 Kb/s)
Italian (Dolby Digital 2.0 mono, 192 Kb/s)
Spanish (Dolby Digital 2.0 mono, 192 Kb/s)
Widescreen Aspect Ratio No
16x9 Enhancement No
Theatrical Aspect Ratio 1.33:1
Miscellaneous
Macrovision Yes Smoking No
Subtitles English
French
German
Italian
Spanish
Dutch
Arabic
Bulgarian
Czech
Danish
Finnish
Greek
Hebrew
Hindi
Hungarian
Icelandic
Norwegian
Polish
Portuguese
Swedish
Turkish
Annoying Product Placement No
Action In or After Credits No

Plot Synopsis

    Well, of all the television series I would have expected to see appear on Region 4 DVD and that I would end up reviewing, about the farthest I could have gotten on the guesses would have been Charlie's Angels. Okay, I do confess to having sat back all those years ago, and it is twenty-five of them, like most males and virtually ogled over what the Angels were not so much doing but rather sort-of wearing. When the person doing the sort-of wearing was Jaclyn Smith, then there was even better reason to ogle. It never was that great as far as excellence in television was concerned, but then again how often does Aaron Spelling go for excellence? Aaron always seems to head for entertainment sensationalism rather than excellence, and even though by today's standards this is so tame it is not funny, back in 1976 there was enough titillation here to keep pubescent schoolboys drooling over the details at school the next day. So exactly why has this piece of 1970s kitsch emerged on DVD? Well, for no other reason than as a tie-in with a certain movie that has recently appeared on DVD, too.

    This of course allows us to indulge in comparisons between the original three TV Angels in Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett-Majors and the film reborn Angels in Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu. Just to be clear here, we are not talking comparisons about action abilities. The TV show was nothing more than pure sex appeal, with just enough of a hint of action to enable the feminist lobby see these ladies as strong, female characters doing heavy duty stuff. Yeah, right. I am quite sure that having Farrah Fawcett-Majors prancing around in tops designed to highlight breasts was all about strong female characters. The film version has never interested me and as far as I know it follows the same formula - hopefully with a bit more emphasis on the action bits.

    Angels Under Cover brings us two episodes from the first season of the television show. Why do we know that it is the first season? Because the aforementioned Farrah Fawcett-Majors left at the end of the first season and was replaced by Cheryl Ladd. The two episodes on offer are:

    To Kill An Angel - wherein Kelly Garrett (Jaclyn Smith) is out with a hot date at a local amusement park when the young autistic boy manages to get a hold of a gun dropped by a fleeing hitman. Not realizing that it is a real gun, he points it and pulls the trigger - which is of serious consequence to Kelly as she is struck by the bullet. The young boy runs off but the chase is on from the rest of the Angels to locate him before the hitmen locate him. This high-powered action episode (not) sees the Angels doing some really typical fluff-weight investigation to not only locate the boy but his mother, and everything is cool - as it always was on Charlie's Angels.

    Night Of The Strangler - or more commonly remembered as the episode where Kelly models a white bikini (well, that is how I remembered it). A woman is strangled to death with a rag doll and the Angels have to go undercover in the modelling industry to unearth the (slightly improbable) answer as to who the murderer is. Unfortunately, despite the presence of Jill Monroe (Farrah Fawcett-Majors) and Sabrina Duncan (Kate Jackson) helping Kelly, another woman is murdered - the wife of the prime suspect of the first murder. When a third woman is almost murdered, the most incredible detective investigation comes up with the improbable answer to the almost triple murder.

    Well, I never did hold a high opinion of the stories used in Charlie's Angels, but in the light of twenty-five years of not having seen them, the stories are even worse then I recalled. Coupled with what could only be loosely described as acting, and action sequences that barely rate much above boring, it is staggering how bad the series actually seems twenty-five years later. However, the shows remain mildly entertaining for much the same reasons as it did twenty-five years ago: three attractive women parading around in 1970s style sexy clothing looking like three attractive women. It worked in 1976 and it works in 2001! Suffice it to say, I apologize for comments made in other reviews about the appalling quality of television in the last ten years - the appalling quality actually dates back at least twenty-five years. Did we really watch this stuff so avidly back in 1976?

    Charlie's Angels-Angels Under Cover is a seriously dated product from the wacky era known as the 1970s, complete with bell-bottoms and all. As a flashback to those heady days when nipples poking through tops were the height of titillation on American television, this is priceless. As mindless entertainment, there is plenty better around. Quite how or why this still rates an M rating is beyond me, but it is a mildly interesting look back at an era which perhaps we would all prefer not to recall!

Transfer Quality

Video

    Made for television twenty-five years ago. Are you really expecting excellence in the transfer? Well if you are, you are going to be sadly disappointed. Naturally the transfer is presented in a Full Frame format that is not 16x9 enhanced.

    To be fair, the transfer is no better and no worse than I was expecting for television material of this age. The transfer is basically of average sharpness throughout, not too bad but nothing approaching even television programming of much more recent vintage. Detail is reasonable enough, even allowing for the sparse sets, although the entire series seems to have been shot without a huge depth of field in the image. Shadow detail does not play much of a role here, and there are no real complaints at all. Clarity is not too bad but again is a distinct product of its time - or at least the age of the source material. Grain was pretty much a non-issue in broad terms. There did not seem to be any low level noise in the transfer.

    The colour on offer here is also reflective of the age of the source material. Not exactly blessed with deep saturated colours, there is also a slight variability in the colour so that occasionally there is a distinctly improved saturation of colours. The somewhat undersaturated colours are not really objectionable though. The look is reasonably natural and quite watchable. There is certainly no oversaturation noted in the transfer and colour bleed is also not an issue in the transfer.

    There did not appear to be any significant MPEG artefacts in the transfer. There did not appear to be any significant film-to-video artefacts in the transfer. There is quite a feast of film artefacts in the transfer, and some are quite indicative of source material that has not exactly been well stored: mild mildew type marks are quite noticeable at the beginning of the first episode on the DVD. There are also quite a few scratches and other marks on the source material too. Overall though, the artefacts are not exactly unexpected.
 
 

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Audio

    There are five soundtracks on offer on the DVD, being an English Dolby Digital 2.0 soundtrack, a French Dolby Digital 2.0 mono soundtrack, a German Dolby Digital 2.0 soundtrack, an Italian Dolby Digital 2.0 mono soundtrack and a Spanish Dolby Digital 2.0 mono soundtrack. Having no desire whatsoever to test out the Angels in dubbed languages, for which the mind truly boggles in anticipation, I stuck with the English soundtrack only.

    The rather banal dialogue comes up well in the soundtrack and is easy to understand. There are no real indications of audio sync issues in the transfer.

    The musical score for the episodes comes from Jack Elliott and Allyn Ferguson, but it really is not that distinctive and is fairly representative of the sort of music-by-numbers approach used by most television shows.

    The packaging claims that the soundtrack is one channel mono effort, but it certainly does not sound like it is and PowerDVD indicates two channels. Whilst there is nothing spectacular on offer, at least it gives us something other than a straight centre channel strident sound. It is not much more than that though, but it is easy on the ears and is free from any distortions.
 
 

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Extras

    Well I guess that anything is a bonus as far as extras go, but this really is pushing it somewhat.

Menu

    After a quite decent piece of introduction, the menus themselves are only decent and really don't have much to make them distinctive. They do the job required of them.

Featurette - Angels Forever (20:38)

    The cover claims this to be a behind-the-scenes feature. That really borders on false advertising, for it is nothing more than a bunch of interviews with fans of the show. Quite how that can be described as behind-the-scenes, I simply do not understand. There is nothing enthralling about this effort at all, and frankly the whole package could perhaps have been improved by dumping the extras and adding a couple more episodes. Presented in a Full Frame format which is not 16x9 enhanced, it comes with Dolby Digital 2.0 sound. Technically there is nothing wrong with the featurette.

Filmographies - Cast and Crew

    Nothing especially terrific here, either, and only highlight the lack of quality in the careers of all those involved.

Censorship

    As far as we have been able to ascertain, there are no censorship issues with this title.

R4 vs R1

    Cursory searching seems to indicate that this DVD is identical in content to that released in Region 1. There is no real preference either way.

Summary

    I suppose for genuine fans of the show, Charlie's Angels - Angels Under Cover is a nice little wander back down memory lane. For the less genuine fan such as myself, this is a painful reminder of all those hours I wasted watching the show. This is not a great aspect of the 1970s to recall, but if you need to recall it the transfer is just about what we would expect of television from 1976.
 
 

Ratings (out of 5)

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© Ian Morris (have a laugh, check out the bio)
27th May, 2001.

Review Equipment
DVD Pioneer DV-515; S-video output
Display Sony Trinitron Wega 80cm. Calibrated with the NTSC DVD version of Video Essentials.
Audio Decoder Built in
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