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Frankenfish (2004)

Frankenfish (2004)

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Released 30-Dec-2004

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Details At A Glance

General Extras
Category Horror Main Menu Audio & Animation
Rating Rated MA
Year Of Production 2004
Running Time 80
RSDL / Flipper No/No Cast & Crew
Start Up Menu
Region Coding 2,4,5 Directed By Mark A.Z. Dippé
Studio
Distributor
Columbia Tristar F/D
Sony Pictures Home Entertain
Starring Tory Kittles
K.D. Aubert
China Chow
Matthew Rauch
Donna Biscoe
Tomas Arana
Mark Boone Junior
Reggie Lee
Noelle Evans
Richard Edson
Muse Watson
Steve Ritzi
Ron Gural
Case Amaray-Transparent
RPI $34.95 Music Ryan Beveridge


Video Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame None English Dolby Digital 5.1 (448Kb/s)
French Dolby Digital 5.1 (448Kb/s)
Italian Dolby Digital 5.1 (448Kb/s)
Spanish Dolby Digital 5.1 (448Kb/s)
Widescreen Aspect Ratio 1.78:1
16x9 Enhancement
16x9 Enhanced
Video Format 576i (PAL)
Original Aspect Ratio 1.78:1 Miscellaneous
Jacket Pictures No
Subtitles English
French
Italian
Spanish
Dutch
Arabic
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Finnish
Greek
Hebrew
Hindi
Hungarian
Norwegian
Polish
Portuguese
Slovenian
Swedish
Turkish
English for the Hearing Impaired
Smoking Yes
Annoying Product Placement No
Action In or After Credits No

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Plot Synopsis

    Take one part Jaws, mix it with two parts Tremors and season it with a smattering of Lake Placid, and you have the low budget schlockfest that is FRANKENFISH. My, how the pilfering, err, homages, mount up. Now this in no way implies that there isn't any fun to be had here. If you like a good old-fashioned nature run amuck, low I.Q. gorefest than this rampant fish tale is for you. We have decapitations, severed torsos, gunshots to the head, gratuitous female nudity and very ugly yet well executed CGI mutant fish all begging for your attention and hard-earned rental dollar.

    To be honest I enjoyed this cheese platter a lot more than I should have. The acting is weak, the story is ludicrous, but the effects are decent and the climax suitably outrageous. When all these elements combine, a passable slice of exploitation cinema emerges - who would have thought it?

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Transfer Quality

Video

    The film has been presented in its original aspect ratio of 1:85:1 and is 16x9 enhanced.

    Simply put the transfer has a first rate image. There are no signs of aliasing, telecine wobble or edge enhancement problems. As the majority of this film takes place at night it was good to see the transfer sported solid black levels and well defined shadow detail. There are no grain or low level noise trouble spots.

    Colours are rich and natural and showcase the bayou in all its lush beauty. There is no image bleeding.

    There are no film or video artefact nasties to speak of.

    This is simply a very pleasing picture courtesy of Columbia Tristar.

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Audio

    Frankenfish has been given four soundtracks in Dolby Digital 5.1. The English version is reviewed here. The other tracks are Spanish, French and Italian.

    Dialogue levels are strong with no discernable audio sync problems.

    Ryan Beveridge provides the film's score and does a reasonable job. The score is never intrusive, except when our aquatic slayers are on the war path, and thankfully underplays the on-screen proceedings instead of constantly bombarding them as is the case with most B grade quickies.

    The 5.1 mix has a very well constructed surround channel balance. Directional effects are well rendered and give the rear channels a busy workout.

    The subwoofer adds the required bass and reverberation for a film of this type.

Audio Ratings Summary
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Extras

Main Menu Audio & Animation

    A bayou-themed menu.

R4 vs R1

NOTE: To view non-R4 releases, your equipment needs to be multi-zone compatible and usually also NTSC compatible.

    All versions of this title are basically the same.

Summary

    Frankenfish is a cheesy rip-off of every aquatic horror adventure you can think of. However, this low budget moving cliché does have a modicum of style when stacked up against the recent batch of similarly budgeted horror cash-ins. The film is a definite no-brainer, but you could do far worse when it comes to direct to DVD horror fodder. The disc looks and sounds fine, but is barren of extra material.

Ratings (out of 5)

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© Greg Morfoot (if interested here is my bio)
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Review Equipment
DVDPioneer DV-535, using Component output
DisplayLG 76cm Widescreen Flatron Television. Calibrated with Video Essentials. This display device is 16x9 capable.
Audio DecoderSony HT-K215. Calibrated with Video Essentials.
AmplificationSony HT-K215
Speakers fronts-paradigm titans, centre &rear Sony - radio parts subbie

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