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The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)

The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)

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Released 6-Nov-2000

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Details At A Glance

General Extras
Category Drama None
Rating Rated M
Year Of Production 1990
Running Time 120:15
RSDL / Flipper RSDL (85:12) Cast & Crew
Start Up Programme
Region Coding 2,4 Directed By Brian De Palma
Studio
Distributor

Warner Home Video
Starring Tom Hanks
Bruce Willis
Melanie Griffith
Morgan Freeman
Case Amaray-Transparent
RPI $24.95 Music Dave Grusin


Video Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame None English Dolby Digital 2.0 (192Kb/s)
French Dolby Digital 2.0 (192Kb/s)
Italian Dolby Digital 2.0 (192Kb/s)
Widescreen Aspect Ratio 1.85:1
16x9 Enhancement
16x9 Enhanced
Video Format 576i (PAL)
Original Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 Miscellaneous
Jacket Pictures No
Subtitles English
French
Italian
Dutch
Arabic
Spanish
Portuguese
German
Romanian
Bulgarian
English for the Hearing Impaired
Italian for the Hearing Impaired
Smoking Yes
Annoying Product Placement Yes, to a minor extent
Action In or After Credits No

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Plot Synopsis

    In The Bonfire of the Vanities we have a potentially good philosophical tale desperately in search of even a moderately good film. A successful treatment would have allowed its central arguments to come through in the story, yet in this case the filmmakers realized that they had missed out on such success. As a result they had to lamely quote the Big Question to the audience, not once but twice, just to make sure we got it, so: "What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?".

    This, I understand, is supposed to be a parable of the times (circa 1980s) and is based on the best-selling book of the same name by Tom Wolfe. Sherman McCoy (Tom Hanks) is a "Wall Street Master of the Universe", a hugely successful and fantastically wealthy young Wall Street deal maker who has the unhappy privilege of being married to, well, a bimbo of socialite proportions (Kim Cattrall). Presumably as a form of escape he keeps a mistress on the side, an even sillier woman named Maria Ruskin (Melanie Griffith) who happens to be married to another wealthy, though much older, gentleman. Sherman seems quite capable of managing the whole complicated mess, until one evening while whisking Maria from the airport to her private love nest, he misses his turnoff and ends up driving his Mercedes Benz through the Bronx. Of course he ends up in a nasty situation with some of the local lads, whence Maria runs one of them down, putting him into hospital in a coma. The very nervous couple flee the scene, trusting that that will be the end of the matter.

    Unfortunately for them a local black community religious leader (John Hancock) sees this as an ideal opportunity to get some money, not to mention some great publicity, out of either the local hospital or the unidentified rich white man. Likewise, the Mayor (F. Murray Abraham in a role he obviously thought so highly of, he remains uncredited) can see the prospect of votes in an election year by pursuing the owner of the hit and run Mercedes, and sets all his staff onto tracking down and exposing him.

    Peter Fallow (Bruce Willis), an archetypal drunken, burnt-out journo, gets dragged in to turn the whole sorry mess into a media circus, and before long the truth and even the victim are forgotten as it turns into a case of the world (read that as Vested Interests) against Sherman McCoy. He loses his job, his wife, his mistress and almost his freedom until the last instant when, in one of the compulsory Hollywood court scenes, he is able to turn the tables on Maria. In doing so, as the proverb goes, he regains his soul, while everyone around him loses theirs. Should have been a great little package.

    Morgan Freeman playing the judge and Donald Moffat playing Sherman's father add some weight to the cast.

    I came to this film well aware of the caning it got at the hands of the critics, but without any prejudices against it. In fact, given the cast, I was actually disposed to enjoy it. In the event I found the first 30 minutes simply boring, and the characters of little or no interest. Obviously, this is fatal in a story that holds itself out as a parable since, frankly, I just didn't care. To be fair, Tom Hanks provided his usual high quality performance, but Bruce Willis' role saw him play little more than a boozy and hung over character, and the rest of the cast (except for Freeman and Moffat) are so shallow they simply pass across the screen without leaving any real mark.

    Happily, my interest level did rise throughout the film, but it was a bit of an up-and-down affair. I suppose one feature was the marvellous way in which Maria strangles the English language. Sherman's revenge also raised a smile.

    It might be worthwhile to note that this film was nominated for five Razzie Awards, in the categories of Worst Actress (Melanie Griffith), Worst Director, Worst Picture, Worst Screenplay (Michael Cristofer) and Worst Supporting Actress (Kim Cattrall). Need I say any more?

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Transfer Quality

Video

    The film is presented in its original aspect ratio of 1.85:1 and is 16x9 enhanced.

    My first concern with the transfer surfaced almost immediately, with the opening credits being quite grainy and ill-defined. Unfortunately this characteristic seemed to pop up throughout the whole film and resulted in a less than sharp image. Don't get me wrong - the picture is eminently watchable, but I do wonder what caused the graininess. Shadow detail also was only of average quality, and tended to lend the whole picture a slightly dark quality. There was no low level noise observed.

    The film doesn't offer any great opportunities for grand colour schemes but what is provided is realistic and well rendered.

    I found no compression artefacts at any stage, and some minor aliasing patterns only appeared in some of the fine costuming detail. Scratches and marks were a greater problem, and posed a minor, though constant, distraction throughout the entire film's length. The disc is RSDL formatted, with the layer change nicely positioned within a fade-to-black scene transition at 85:12 between Chapters 24 and 25.

Video Ratings Summary
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Overall

Audio

    We have three audio tracks - English, French and Italian, all in DD2.0 with surround encoding. I listened to the default English track, and sampled very small parts of the other two. From that sampling I couldn't detect any great differences, other than the language of course! These are not extravagant soundtracks by any means and won't have you jumping out of your seats.

    Dialogue is universally clear and easy to understand. While audio is in sync with the image, this should certainly not be taken to mean that the substantial amount of looping has produced a realistic effect. In fact, most of the dialogue in the opening scenes resembles a performance of a very inexperienced pop singer lip syncing to someone else's vocals. This problem thankfully didn't last, but I was really holding out for Tom Hanks, whose experience ensured he always sounded natural.

    The music score by Dave Grusin is satisfactory without contributing much to Western culture. It emphasized woodwind instruments - the clowns of the orchestra - in a light-hearted way just to remind us that we shouldn't be taking this too seriously.

    The surround channels and subwoofer didn't really add much to the experience, although the former did enough to lift the audio out of two dimensions.

Audio Ratings Summary
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Subwoofer
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Extras

    This reviewer was able to go to bed without being distracted by the presence of any extras on this DVD.

R4 vs R1

NOTE: To view non-R4 releases, your equipment needs to be multi-zone compatible and usually also NTSC compatible.

    The Region 4 version of this disc misses out on;     The Region 1 version of this disc misses out on nothing.

    I like to see pan & scan versions as an option on disc because I think that is healthy for the growth of the format. However in this case the PAL version is my preference.

Summary

    In spite of the quality of the cast and the source material, The Bonfire Of The Vanities is unfortunately a rather forgettable film. My opinion is not as bad as some others - it is not too much of a chore to sit through it, but it did leave my appetite most unsatisfied. I must therefore summarize this as a very average film on an average disc.

Ratings (out of 5)

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© Murray Glase (read my bio)
Wednesday, November 22, 2000
Review Equipment
DVDToshiba SD-K310, using S-Video output
DisplayPioneer SD-T43W1 (125cm). Calibrated with Video Essentials. This display device is 16x9 capable.
Audio DecoderBuilt in to amplifier/receiver. Calibrated with Video Essentials.
AmplificationPioneer VSX-D906S
SpeakersRichter Wizard (front), Jamo SAT150 (rear), Yamaha YST-SW120 (subwoofer)

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