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Burglar (1987)

Burglar (1987)

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Released 19-Dec-2003

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Details At A Glance

General Extras
Category Comedy None
Rating Rated M
Year Of Production 1987
Running Time 97:51
RSDL / Flipper No/No Cast & Crew
Start Up Menu
Region Coding 2,4 Directed By Hugh Wilson
Studio
Distributor

Warner Home Video
Starring Whoopi Goldberg
Bob Goldthwait
G.W. Bailey
Lesley Ann Warren
James Handy
Anne De Salvo
John Goodman
Elizabeth Ruscio
Vyto Ruginis
Larry Mintz
Raye Birk
Eric Poppick
Scott Lincoln
Case Amaray-Transparent-Secure Clip
RPI $14.95 Music Sylvester Levay


Video Audio
Pan & Scan/Full Frame None English Dolby Digital 2.0 (192Kb/s)
Widescreen Aspect Ratio 1.78:1
16x9 Enhancement
16x9 Enhanced
Video Format 576i (PAL)
Original Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 Miscellaneous
Jacket Pictures No
Subtitles English
English for the Hearing Impaired
Smoking Yes, frequent
Annoying Product Placement No
Action In or After Credits No

NOTE: The Profanity Filter is ON. Turn it off here.

Plot Synopsis

    Bernie (Whoopi Goldberg) is a burglar. Or, at least, she was. She has been to prison, and now she'd like to be going straight. Unfortunately, she's being blackmailed by a retired cop called Ray (G.W. Bailey). So she's trying to steal enough to get him off her back. She's hampered by her morals, which only let her steal from people who deserve being burgled.

    She is put onto a good "job" by a fence. She goes to see Cynthia Sheldrake (Lesley Ann Warren), who is a dentist. Cynthia wants Bernie to break into her ex-husband's apartment and steal some jewellery that he took from her. Bernie does so, but gets stuck in the apartment, and something really bad happens. Now she's in real trouble...

    This is not a particularly original story, nor is it brilliantly scripted or acted. It is fairly entertaining, and the obligatory comic relief, in the form of the police detectives (Anne DeSalvo and John Goodman), and the best friend (Bobcat Goldthwait, credited as Bob Goldthwait), is reasonably funny. Good for watching when you're not feeling too critical.

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Transfer Quality

Video

    This transfer is presented at an aspect ratio of 1.78:1, 16x9 enhanced. That's close to the original 1.85:1 theatrical aspect ratio.

    The image is quite soft and grainy. Shadow detail is not too good, which is a shame, because some important scenes take place in darkness. The softness is not helped by the fact that more than a few of the outdoor shots were filmed in mist or fog (the film is set in San Francisco). There's a little bit of low level noise occasionally.

    Colour is rendered rather well, and there are occasional splashes of bright colour to emphasise this. There are no colour-related artefacts.

    There are lots of film artefacts, but they are small and not bothersome.

    There's some minor aliasing, but there's no significant moiré. There's some minor background shimmer, but no other MPEG artefacts.

    There are subtitles, but only in English — we get both regular subtitles and subtitles for the Hearing Impaired. I watched the latter, and they are fairly accurate, easy to read, but sometimes run a bit behind the dialogue.

    The disc is single-sided and single layered. Given the length of the film, and the lack of large extras, the single layer seems adequate.

Video Ratings Summary
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Audio

    The soundtrack is only provided in English, so that's what I listened to. It is Dolby Digital 2.0, surround encoded, at 192 kbps.

    The dialogue is rather too quiet (I had to boost the volume over 5dB to hear it properly). There are moments of minor distortion, such as at 12:16 and 34:43. There are no obvious audio sync problems.

    The score comes from Sylvester Kevay, but there are plenty of songs, produced by Bernard Edwards. The songs seem intended to give this film the feel of Beverly Hills Cop, but it doesn't really work.

    Although the soundtrack is surround-encoded, I noticed nothing of any significance from the surrounds. The subwoofer isn't used by this soundtrack.

Audio Ratings Summary
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Overall

Extras

    There are no extras on this disc.

Menu

    The menu is static and silent — a very familiar design if you've seen more than one of Warners' discount discs.

R4 vs R1

NOTE: To view non-R4 releases, your equipment needs to be multi-zone compatible and usually also NTSC compatible.

    The Region 1 disc, released years ago, is even more of a discount disc than this one. It's a pan-n-scan effort — the classic "videotape in DVD form" offering.

    Even though the R4 disc offers no extras, and a fairly shoddy transfer, it is still the better of the two because it is in close to the original aspect ratio. Definitely the R4 if you want this movie.

Summary

    A B movie given a fairly poor transfer to DVD.

    The video quality is adequate.

    The audio quality is adequate.

    The extras are non-existent.

Ratings (out of 5)

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© Tony Rogers (bio-degrading: making a fool of oneself in a bio...)
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Review Equipment
DVDPioneer DV-S733A, using Component output
DisplaySony VPH-G70 CRT Projector, QuadScan Elite scaler (Tripler), ScreenTechnics 110. Calibrated with Video Essentials. This display device is 16x9 capable.
Audio DecoderBuilt in to amplifier/receiver. Calibrated with Video Essentials.
AmplificationDenon AVC-A1SE
SpeakersFront Left, Centre, Right: Krix Euphonix; Rears: Krix KDX-M; Subwoofer: Krix Seismix 5

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